Bahaha, after mocking DDR for making all the people who play it look like idiots, I've grown to enjoy it quite immensely. How ironic! I swear, if I had stamina, and wasn't so, erm, pleasantly plump, I'd be the king. You see, the best part about it is humiliating the people who are worse than you, but to make it look like you're trying to be nice. That way, you can make them start a bitter down spiral which will eventually end with them in the gutter, drinking some beverage that's in a brown paper bag. Try it, it's fun! Also, I bought some Flash book which basically detailed every piece of actionscript inherent to Flash, so I'll probably try to start making some sexy gaming type dealies. Of course, I've attempted something of that nature before, with mixed results. Oh, here's something interesting; Hi ho EarthBound! It's a parody of a rather strange Japanese flash series. Hmmm... If you want to see other EarthBound movies of mine, just go to my Starmen.net Flash Archive; it should have all the EarthBound movies I've ever done in it.

Since I'm such a lazy bum, I've been watching various animes (Illegally downloaded off the internet, yay for DSL!), and I've come to a conclusion; Excel Saga is the single funniest work of man ever created. If you have access to it, watch it. Now stupid, or maybe you'd like me to come there and break your face. Speaking of strange things from Japanistan, Tomato (Super great Translator man person) and his translating group 'Sexy Beam' has been translating a really strange Japanese tv show, Food Fight! It's about a guy who runs an orphanage, but in his spare time participates in secret underground food eating contests. You see, it seems that all the powerful CEOs of Japan begin to find life at the top boring, so the only way they can be entertained is to watch and bet on eating competitions. Also, if that wasn't wierd enough, the main character's best friend is a talking myna bird named Kyutaro. Bahaha, the Japanese are a crazy people. However, Tomato was kind enough to let me make their Sexy Beam Intro, so hail him and team Sexy Beam! Frieza, another member of team Sexy Beam, has also been kind of enough to make a little diagram of what is, and what isn't, My Mom. Read it, and be enlightened. On a final note, another project I've been working on is Happy Smile Hello! Thanks to Frinky's disturbing edit of a Japanese song that was rather disturbing in its own right, I'm able to create something even more disturbing. Rejoice!

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2/20/02 - Argh! No updating in such a long time! Hmmm... I think I have lots of content to update with, so, I might not get it all up tonight. First off, I downloaded a very, very nice 3D animation program, which I will now start to use excessively. To witness the true power (which seems to have quite a jerky camera for something with such a magnitude of energy -_-;), see my nice little 3D Raphael the Raven Thingie! To see something which is a wee bit cooler, go see my new, uh, logo type dealie. Yep, I'm now working under the name of Fat Little Pig Productions, which is kind of ironic, although I'm not sure why. Oh yeah, unless I've mentioned it already (which I might of, since I'm too lazy to check), I've started work on a new Raphael the Raven type movie, located here. When finished, I might upload it to Newgrounds, if I think its good enough.

Hah, those loonies down at FOX broadcasted an eating contest, named Glutton Fest, Food Boat, Eat an Island or some other stupid name. What it comes down to is this; people with very depressive lives compete against each other to see who can eat the most. Now, since this is FOX, and making an utter spectacle out of people obviously isn't enough, they add happy fun rounds called 'Wild Cards.' What do you do in these rounds you ask? Eat utter crap. Such scrum-diddly-umptious items as mayonnaise, yummy bull testicles, and Cow brains were just a few of the atrocities those poor men (and I think one woman) had to eat. Of course, there was the hot dog round (how could there not be?), and exactly what I thought would go done went down, and hard. The Asian guy ate more than twice as many hotdogs as the other contestants! Its a sad day for America when we let some skinny Japanese person defeat our fastest (and fattest, as the case may be) eaters! Argh, our country is disgraced.

2/9/02 - Well, looks like no AoE for this week; too lazy is my guess. Anyway, once again, a frenzied round of ugly cats! Well, them and other stupid pictures:

Kinda makes you think twice about humanity, eh? By the way, for all you cows out there (you know who you are!) I have something special for you... The Cow Anthem! Groove to it!

2/7/02 - I feel like such a nerd. Well, more so than usual; I've just found out I have collected something in the area of... two thousand sprites. Not the magical fairy sprites, that dance in the peppermint mist (Huh?), but those classic game images, that date back to when games didn't suck so much, and every freaking eye brow wasn't made up of several billion polygons. Who can forget such classics as... Michael Jackson's Thriller!?

Have you had enough? Well, I don't think so, Mr. Buddy boy guy!

Yeah, yeah. That guy from Mortal Kombat. Big deal.

I don't know what game that came from, but I can tell you one thing; it was a waste of X amount of dollars, where X is directly equal to the cost of the game it's from. Get that? Too bad. Anyway, I know all you want are hot girls, so, I'm going to give you a nice picture of a girl with some great jugs!

Anyway, to end this little post, I made one of those fairly stupid 'hidden message' things. You know, you stare at it for half an hour with your eyes crossed, and either A. Absolutely nothing happens, because you're doing it wrong or B. It turns into a beautiful symphony of sight! Any way, view it here. Until next time, here's Everdraed, same crap site, same crap attitude.

2/4/02 - Yay, another AoE entry is uploaded. And guess what? Winter Dethaw won the contest, yeah! So, uh, have fun watching, and... yeah.

2/2/02 - Ok, once again, Brad Kim Spot (2) has been updated. And, now for a little tidbit of fun; as a small child, I used to go to the YMCA summer camp, once there, we would learn amazing things like how to skip rocks, and tie beads to string. That is, if we weren't trying to kill each other in a super soaker fight, which was the best part of the entire camp. Anyway, at the end of the season, everybody would get into a circle, and receive awards for their 'accomplishments' (ie - How many beads they got), and guess what I got? This:

Yeah, I was a freak as a child, too. That was the year when I used to sing 'I'm too sexy' all the time, and some song about drugs that I've forgotten. Man, I was a rebel back then! Anyway, I bet right now you're saying "Ok, I know about the sexy part, why the hell did they call you Rambo!?" And to that, I say shut up, give me some tme to explain, you jerk! Ok, now, in that same year, Mtv played a few short music videos, based around fairy tales. One of those shorts was entitled 'Rambo, and the three little pigs.' Get the picture? While the rest of my group put on a musical about lollipops, I dressed up in army fatigues, and knocked over little carboard pictures of wolves and pigs with a big stick. In fact, I'm going to say it looked something like the following;

Heh, I am such an attention whore. Anyway, let's kick the beat!

2/2/02 - Brad Kim section updated! Funny pictures galore, so go check 'em out. That's about it, I'd say. [apparently not!] Ok, super coolness! Yatta! This is an interesting flash movie, in a sort of 'all your base are belong to us' sort of way. Be smart, watch it, and have a wicked groovy time.

1/31/02 - Sorry for the lack of updates, it's been sort of busy. Actually, it hasn't been busy at all, so I'm going to blame my utter laziness. However, long period inbetween updates does bring ultra large... updatey stuff. What the heck, I'm in Super Ultra English Power Advanced (well, something like that) and I can't think of a synonym for the word update. Obviously, it has to be my teacher's fault, as I don't see no way how I ain't doing well in English. As you can see, I've added a Brad Kim section, due to the fact that the total amount of updates he's accomplished is countable on a single hand of someone who has lost a few fingers, it's probably for the best. Apparently, he's gotten a new camera (due to his cash flow, probably something he fished out of the sewer) so you'll probably see his face superimposed on lots of stupid things. Unless the laziness monster gets him, then he will fall into the pit of utter horror. I call this monster Zordak, and hopefully Brad will be able to escape it's cheeto-laced claws! On a lighter note, I've had an epiphony on Rugby. I am almost assuredly sucky at it. It seems as if designed to specifically kill... scary projectiles, head stompings, it's like bumper cars without the protective padding. Oh, guess what? I uploaded another AoE entry of mine, answering the question what if Earthbound took place in Canada? Mostly Canadian Jokes, and plain strangeness mixed in. Buyer Beware! Gwargh.

1/24/02 - I was surfing along the sandy shores of the internet, and suddenly something so terrible, so horrible, so... mind blowingly ugly appeared within my browser, I just had to kind of stop and stare at it in awe. What follows, is incredibly scary, and anyone under the age of 37 should not continue without parental consult. Of course, I know that since the picture has already loaded, you've probably seen it before reading this, so it's all a moot point. Anyway, presenting, UGLY CAT!

This is the face of death itself... I am sure that the moment you die, and go to [not heaven], you will see this picture everywhere! For some strange reason, upon first viewing this monstrosity, I couldn't tear my face away, no matter how hard I tried. A single thought kept running through my head; why would anyone who likes cats possibly capture and upload such a stumpifyingly awful picture of a feline? And the thing is hideously overweight, just in case you aren't a very good judge at cat weight or something. Fat, ugly, choking cat. Will the world ever be the same after this?

1/23/02 - You think you are cool? You think you are hip? Well, I've got news for you; I just downloaded every single Bubble Bobble, Bust-a-Move, Puzzle Bobble, or whatever the hell you want to call it, game that exists. And guess what? I have already beaten three of them. Argh, being so good sometimes has its drawbacks. Just in case your mind wasn't blown, let me show you something.

Ok, get this; they are dragons, and they are sleeping in a freakin' bed! I am sure, that in some strange 'Laws of the Universe' book out there, it clearly states as super important law number one, No dragon may ever sleep in a bed, especially if said dragon is a bubble blowing one of the magic variety! Well, actually, there is a loop hole. You see, those four dragon looking things aren't actually dragons, but children turned into magic, bubble-blowin', fruit eating dragons! Confused yet? I'm just getting started. These children (Bubblun, Bobblun, Kululun, and Cororon) are actually the grand children of the two guys that were originally turned into those green and blue dragons we love so much, Bub and Bob. Now, don't ask me how they had children, seeing how both are guys, and although they said something about girl friends in one of the games, I'm pretty sure it was an analogy for television. Now, take this Man/Man couple, go forward two generations, and look inside a certain town library. The four children are reading (yeah, right) when suddenly, an evil man by the name of 'The Drunk' (I'm not kidding!) makes this logical statement: "The time is right to take revenge on Bub and Bob by turning their children into magic dragons!" Oh yeah, I understand that. I mean, if you really hate someone, why not turn their children into bubble blowing dragons and send them to another world where they can play and have fun all day? Anyway, to get back to the picture, if you manage to beat the game, yet don't get the four magic keys to turn the dragons back into children, then you get that sucky ending. This is different from the other game because you have to get a magic rod to turn you back in that one. Without the damn keys, you can't turn them back, and you must stay in your crappy, happy world full of food and other things. If you do win, you get this ending: