Entry 1:
It was a dank February night... Sitting in my parlor, I was enjoying a well written book by the late Dickens, with a snifter of wine my only company. Suddenly, I heard a tapping at my door.
"WTF go away!" I shouted, tiffed at the interruption. However, the knocking was relentless, and soon I was forced to answer. Being the intelligent lad I am, I realized instantly that only a creature of evil would be up at this time of hour, so I readied my shot gun. "PREPARE TO DIE BIOTCH!" I kindly said to the visitor as I opened the door. However, it seemed that noone was there.
"Down here fatso!" Said a voice by my feet. Looking down, I quickly spotted the origins of the noise; Satanpie. "I am here to have a little chat with you, Everdraed!" Said the evil confectionate, as he walked by my feet and into my home. "It seems that there are some strange things going on, and I believe you're the only way who can set things right!"
"Set things right?" I sputtered, "What things, how? And what about left?" However, my questions were cut short, as a flash of light enveloped the room, and a shady figure soon appeared.
"Stop where you are!" Shouted the robed figure, "I am the all powerful wizard, Professor Shububoo! I am here to destroy you and Satanpie and to generally make a mess of things!" Professor Shububoo then waved his arms, and turned Satanpie into a pig or something, I honestly forget. At this point, I knew I had to make my move, and make it quick.
